Fringe
Thursday 20 August 2026
Please note, unless otherwise stated, all of our performances are strictly over 18s only
Tickets are supplied by SHOW AND TELL, the event organiser. The Stand Comedy Club acts as a disclosed ticket agent and processes payment on behalf of the organiser. Click here to find out more
In this, his fortieth year of treading the bored, Simon joins you back at The Stand with his usual unusual.
'Legendary' ***** (Scotsman). 'An annual must-see' (Guardian).
What, a hundred words? I can’t do that. I can’t, I just can’t. I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t. Oh I’ve done it. Great.
Guideline 16+ must be accompanied with an adult.
Please note: Stand 1 has Unreserved Seating with Standing Room and latecomers may not be admitted.
Stand 1, The Stand Comedy Club
5 York Place, , Edinburgh, EH1 3EB
0131 558 9005